Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(2) DILDO.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

49ers trade a 2026 conditional fifth-round pick for Bryce Huff - NBC Sports

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

(5) LINGERIE.

Three Essential Tips For Those Jumping Into Breath Of The Wild For The First Time On Switch 2 - Kotaku

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

(3) XHAMSTER

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

Popular chicken chain shares, massive expansion plan - TheStreet

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(1) STRAPON.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(3) VIBRATOR.

Meta’s Next Headset is Reportedly Thin, Powerful & Uses a Puck-style Compute Unit, Coming in 2026 - Road to VR

(4) CONDOM.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

'Alligator Alcatraz': Florida building migrant detention centre in Everglades - BBC

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

Young researcher’s ALS attack plan is now a no-go - Harvard Gazette

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

(2) YOUPORN.

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

(1) XNXX

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.